ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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