Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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