I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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