Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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