I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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