do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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