puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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