that's an acceptable place to lick
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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