I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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