school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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