How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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