Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
MIDGETS
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
