Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Jerry, you need to find god
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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