omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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