You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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