Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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