I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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