My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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