On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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