Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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