I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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