Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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