A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
that may or may not have been my penis.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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