To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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