At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
foreskin is a definite game changer
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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