Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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