did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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