no. you can't hotbox the world.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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