The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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