I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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