You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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