I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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