how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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