I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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