i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My boob is missing a layer of skin
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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