Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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