idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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