But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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