No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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