i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
honey bunches of taint.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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