Three words: puerto rican gang bang
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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