shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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