just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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