So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
