Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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