dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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