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I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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