If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My balls are so social today.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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