fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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