You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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