quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My life is pants optional.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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