Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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