He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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