"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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