Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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