on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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